Conversations with the enlightened.

you think people was made of apes and gorillas????!!!!!!!!!!!

JESUS IS ALL

Jesus is all what?

JESUS IS ALL THERE IS

Well, that’s obviously not true.

what do you believe

What do I believe about what?

JESUS

Jesus was just some guy. Perhaps he was a religious leader, but he didn’t bring people back to life.

YOU ARE NOTHING you say jesus isnt real God shall punish all that says such things
God shall cast you to hell you shall be put on the chains of darkness each day YOU WILL SUFFER FOR WHAT U HAVE SAID

😄 Calm down there, Sparky.

scream and yell saying im a sinner and i need help God shall forgive all as shall Jesus Christ and the holoy ghost
spelled holy wrong

Why should I ask forgiveness of a god who’s clearly less moral than I am?

God has created all the ground, water you drink, the food you eat. without god no life shall come upon earth

So what? That doesn’t change the fact that your god is utterly amoral.

moral is not a object or thing no matter what moral we are still the same

You don’t believe it’s better to help people than it is to harm them?

i do beleive ive help the poor, the homless, and suicidle.if you beleive and worship another god then that is a great sin

If you believe that it’s good to help people, why would you worship a god who murders and tortures people?

give thanks to our lord of lords and king of kings for Jesus giving up his life to save all sins
a great sacrafice something to say thanks
he came back to life as if the holy spirit gave him life

Do you have any proof that any of that is true?

the cross still stands of where Jesus was killed it is said in the bible our guide to the lords plan

So… there’s a wooden cross somewhere, and that proves that an omnipotent spirit created and oversees the Universe.

correct but it isnt somewhere it is in isreail
i think thats right i need to read over the bible

First off– no, the cross that Jesus was crucified on is not still standing.
Secondly– even if it were, that wouldn’t prove that the Christian god exists.

THEN HOW DO YOU THIK WE ARE HERE you think people was made of apes and gorillas????!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean think

…No, I don’t think we were made of apes and gorillas, but we do share common ancestors with apes and gorillas.

THEN WHERE DO YOU THINK THESE GORILLAS COME FROM!!!!!!!!

What species of gorillas there are now evolved from ancestral species of primate.

im asking you of why our ancester are apes and gorillas!!!!!!

I didn’t say our ancestors were apes and gorillas; I said that have common ancestors with apes and gorillas.

explain why you think that then

Because all evidence indicates that all life on Earth derived from a common ancestor. Assuming you accept that, it wouldn’t make sense to say that humans and gorillas somehow originated independently. Besides, we share almost all of our DNA with and bear a strong phenotypical resemblance to these species; a creationist model would be hard-pressed to account for that.

how did these primates came to earth then

They would have evolved from ancestral species, and so on.

how could these apes became on earth then

They would have evolved from ancestral species. You know, evolution. Everything on Earth is descended from a common ancestor, therefore the answer to “Where did that species come from?” is going to be “It evolved from another species,” aside, of course, from the first lifeform produced by abiogenesis and artificially-produced organisms.

YOU shall learn the true ways and when your in hell you wont have time to pray to God and admit your a sinner and you beleive cuase you will be tortured in the fire pit of hell and cry tears of blood that you wished to be saved and you spend your life in hell forever

Who would want to worship a god who does that?

THEN WITCH GOD DO YOU BELEIVE IN THEN

I don’t believe in any gods.

God is not wrong he punishes the evil and nonchristians such as you and give christians Life and power in heaven

Only an evil god would torture someone for their beliefs.

you do not understand a thing of what im saying for i am a prophet

I understand what you’re saying; it’s just that what you’re saying is nonsense. No one who supports human liberty would worship the god you describe.

im sorry you wont be devoted to chirstanity all your life in hell all my life in heaven God bless your heart

😄 Bite me, you pompous hypocrite. You worship a god who’s both imaginary and evil; you don’t have much justification for taking the moral high ground.

what is your name in real life is it adam is it sally or are you just the devil himself

You believe that the Devil champions rationality, compassion, and liberty?

THE DEVIL IS EVIL AND TRYS TO KILL GOD YOU BELEIVE IM NT A CRISTIAN
God is n evil I TOLD YOU HE PUNISHES EVIL AND GIVES TO THE GOOD
I mean not

Your god obviously doesn’t promote good; remember, he tortures people for eternity for refusing to accept a completely unevidenced proposition.

EVIL/HELL GOOD/HEAVEN

Yes, you’re very good at arranging words with slashes between them; I can see that. Seriously, though. You believe in a god (who there’s no proof even exists) who murders and tortures billions. How can you justify that to yourself?

FOR THE LAST DA** SHI** FUC**** TIME HE PUNISHES EVIL AND GIVES TO THE GOOD DA**MIT

Then you must believe that reason and compassion are evil.

NOOOOOOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IM A CHRISTIAN YOUR NOT YOUR A FUC**** RETARD

X) I’m not retarded enough to believe something without evidence.

I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL
RENCARNATION ISNT REAL >:O

Well, there’s one thing we agree on.

soon you shall understand
in the the lord jesus christ and and the holy ghost i cammand you to quit saying i worship the devil

I never said you worshiped the devil, just that the god you worship is evil.

AND i also cammand you in God, Jesus Christ, and the holy spirit you quit saying God is evil

Your god is evil.

I CAMMAND YOU TO SILENCE

Hrm.  No, I can still talk.
Your god doesn’t seem to be coming through for you.

You shall never find love you shall never be happy AND YOU SHALL BE KILLED AND CAST UPON HELL ON THE CHAINS OF DARKNESS

Er… I already have experienced love and happiness, sorry. You, on the other hand, apparently lead such a frustrating and pointless existence that you feel compelled to scream at strangers about how they should be murdered.

then your love shall be banished away from you without beleiving in God nothing good happens im wasting my time
im blocking you!!!!!!!!
>:’O no matter how hard i try i cant get non beleivers in t the greatest religion
the religion of the lord the one who created all

Your religion is just one of thousands. It’s popular for the moment, but, like all popular religions, it will eventually fade away.
At any rate, if you want to convince people that your religion is the most enlightened, shrieking about torture may not be the best approach.

FOR MY REAL NAME IS Garret witch means in my religion Gods warrior

So what? My name means “remembered of god”; it’s just a name.

AND YOU are nothing without God your a nonbeleiver God is not proud of you

I wouldn’t seek your god’s approval any more than I would seek Hitler’s approval.

if you change your ways of mind and beleive in the lord mail me my address [email address]

Sorry, but the only thing that could convince me to accept the truthfulness of your worldview would be evidence of its truthfulness.

but i dont beleive you wont devote to christianity for now i block

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8 responses

  1. Jake

    “AND i also cammand you in God, Jesus Christ, and the holy spirit you quit saying God is evil

    Your god is evil.

    I CAMMAND YOU TO SILENCE

    Hrm. No, I can still talk.
    Your god doesn’t seem to be coming through for you.”

    Oh man, how i lol’d.

    “Your god is evil”

    You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

    January 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm

  2. Derp

    hey i found this website that you could to quote bible verses about god and his tyranny

    http://www.evilbible.com/

    keep up the good work

    January 23, 2011 at 5:49 am

  3. noname

    I love how they want to appear knowledgeable, so they use what they think is compelling and intimidating language.
    “for now i block”, “you shall learn”
    LMAO

    i guess he must be right, after all he says “for i am a prophet”
    LOL

    January 24, 2011 at 3:17 am

  4. God (Jk Jk I'm real)

    Haha you should have slammed him on the prophet thing 😉
    Side note, me and dwt have the same name lol WOOT for stalking 😉

    January 25, 2011 at 3:20 am

    • You know, I considered that, but at the moment I felt the line regarding Yahweh’s morality was more promising.

      I often have to make choices like that. It’s why I rarely aggressively pursue the topic of evolution; I’ve had that conversation so many times that, even in its stranger permutations, it rarely holds the same entertainment value in my eyes as, for instance, healing by prayer or Biblical archaeology.

      January 25, 2011 at 4:52 am

  5. God (Jk Jk I'm real)

    Yeah, that’s true (particularly the fact that so many anti-Evo arguments go the same) Maybe mention how the bible has been copied and recopied beyond distinction and see what happens 😉 Can’t wait for the next proverbial curb stomp!

    January 26, 2011 at 7:35 pm

  6. murloc holmes

    ‘>:’O no matter how hard i try i cant get non beleivers in t the greatest religion
    the religion of the lord the one who created all’
    i acctually feel bad for the poor guy 😦

    December 30, 2011 at 5:00 am

  7. If I were you red I would have handled that better 🙂

    August 22, 2012 at 3:24 am

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